Lady Gaga To Become A Film Star

Lady GagaLady Gaga has decided that she wants to crack Bollywood, Hollywood after all has been pretty much mastered by the singer.


After visiting India for her first gig in the continent in 2011 the eccentric understandably fell in love with ‘the dance and the clothing’.  She now wants to star in a major Indian movie so 2012 may well be the year of Bollywood fashion, thanks to Karl Lagerfeld, and Bollywood cinema, thanks to Gaga.


Amidst the normality of such a report, the singer is said to have checked out of a lavish hotel in London having left behind a bath full of blood.  Not something one would do by accident, this was clearly something she did with reason, whether to invite publicity or something else.  One does not tend to forget to empty the bath of red dyed water or blood, whatever the substance was, when leaving.  One housekeeper suspected this to be a part of one of Gaga’s satanic rituals.  The hotel employees have been told to put the matter out of their minds.


Bet housekeeping’s looking forward to having her back…


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