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Russell Brand Jumps to Katy Perry’s Defence

Russell Brand was yesterday arrested at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) after an alleged attack on a member of the paparazzi.

The British comedian was travelling with his fiance Katy Perry when he is said to have become irate at a photographer.  It is believed the photographer attempted to take snaps up Ms. Perry’s dress.

Katy Perry went on to tweet to the world that Brand had acted in her defence.

She wrote: ‘If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me…’

We like Katy Perry but here’s a thought… why not protect your own ass, literally, by wearing a non buttocks skimming dress?

According to other reports, another photographer made a citizen’s arrest on Mr Brand before police stepped in.  After the arrest police photographed the alleged victim, capturing what appeared to be a bruise on the left side of his face.

Both Brand and Perry missed their scheduled flights to Las Vegas as a result.

Whilst it may appear romantic to some to have one’s lover behave in a protective manner, how wholly unnecessary the whole thing sounds!

We like Katy Perry but here’s a thought… why not protect your own ass, literally, by wearing a non-buttocks-skimming dress?  Not condoning the photographer’s unacceptable behaviour but if a breeze had blown her dress upwards the world would have seen her backside anyway!



2 Comments

  1. Russell Brand got arrested after he punched a paparazzi that stuck his camera under Katy’s dress. Kudos for not knocking him out. I would.

  2. They should send him back to England. America has enough no-talent comedians already.

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