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The Unlikeliest Couple in Hollywood?

Just casually browsing the internet’s bright and shiny gossip pages (when I should be doing more important things, mind) when I came across a piece about Cameron Diaz dating Jason Segel (you would know him from How I Met Your Mother, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, other American comedy things…). What? Hey?! I was completely shocked! She’s a [...]

Miley Cyrus’s Risqué Photo Shoot

Her Disney days are over! The wholesome clean image isn’t something she’s worried about upholding these days. The all grown up edgy 20 year blond has a new look and appeared new confidence to match. Miley Cyrus had a risqué photo shoot with V-Magazine and trust me you want to see these shots!  Cyrus sits [...]

Rihanna would be a terrible guidance counsellor

She may be beautiful (like a diamond in the sky – or what ever that means) but Rihanna is definitely not the doe-eyed figure of innocence that once invited a ghostly silence of remorse any time someone shook a fist in her face. After the very public beating Rihanna endured after that infamous night, everybody [...]

Airbrushing – how you were conned into ‘perfection’

  It’s not often that that dodgy pair of old boots are better off looking a little worn and beaten. It gives them character. If they were a person they’d be that slightly wrinkled man that always smiles at you in the butcher’s (he will look totally normal and not at all like a paedophile). [...]

Why swearing at the TV screen was made for early morning breakfast shows

TV’s a bit depressing these days, isn’t it? That square of doom, looming in the corner like a snaffling badger that has all the intent of chewing your face off in one quick flick of a switch. This is something that was manufactured for entertainment, you know, making us happy and that, giggling with our [...]

Is It Always Best To Come Clean?

It’s one of those age-old mantras – ‘honesty is the best policy’, but does that always remain true in the celebrity world?     If there was a prize for best celebrity body, I could, hands down proclaim Nicole Scherzinger was top dog. She’s lean and toned, yet extraordinarily effeminate looking – she has what [...]

Lana Del Rey for H&M

As if my girl crush on Lana Del Rey could not get any bigger! A successful artist and now a well deserved fashion icon gracing the world with her exquisite image; the beautiful singer/songwriter has only gone and become the face of H&M’s ‘LA Noir’ collection for this season. Already having her own range of [...]

Everybody has a friend like Kirsty Alley to make them feel better about themselves. Nobody has friends that look like Cheryl Cole.

Dolls are cute, aren’t they? You play with them a bit when you’re little, dip them in some vinegar or something and chew their leg off until they’re nothing but a carcass of plastic and realigned scalp. But it’s true what they say, that what you grow up with carries with you in later life. [...]

Gaga Stunt – So What!

  Smoking a cannabis joint on stage during her concert in Holland, Gaga made it into the news, but is it really newsworthy?   Let’s face it, Snoop did this years ago.  Doesn’t really make much of a statement.  Plus, the likes of Bill Hicks, legendary outspoken comedian (now deceased) was speaking about this stuff [...]

Kate Middleton Innocent?

So much drama about the latest bit of nudity from the suddenly not so conservative royal family.  With every man and his dog coming out to defend Kate Middleton, what we’ve heard less of is, was it a PR move?   Well, let’s look at this realistically.  You don’t, as the future queen, go topless [...]

Giuliana Rancic’s Latest Accessory – Edward Duke

After much anguish for the pair, it’s so wonderful to hear that Bill and Giuliana Rancic have welcomed their baby son into this world just a few days ago.  No doubt they and their families are overjoyed that their surrogate has given birth to a healthy baby weighing 7lbs 4oz.  Their son, Edward Duke was born on [...]

Beyoncé Faking Something Else Now?

So, first the fake pregnancy with the fluctuating baby bump, the collapsing baby bump, the lack of realistic pregnancy weight gain for a person not at all genetically skinny.  This facade was then followed by the rapid post-birth “weight loss”.  After all the cheeky bare-faced lying that Beyoncé and Jay Z did in front of the entire [...]

Twilight Fallout

So now the furore has started to die down over the Kristen Stewart/Rupert Sanders affair there’s one issue that I still can’t understand (and no, it’s not how the Twilight fans are having hysterics about the Stewart/Pattinson encounters at the various premieres or Stewart being referred to as a ‘Trampire’). How come it was Kristen [...]

Kristen Stewart might be a moody, unlikeable scrotum, but at least she can act

The name alone runs synonymous with words of negative grace and everything about her screams ‘corrupted’: her manner, her bedraggled hair, her clothes – regularly turning up to red carpet events in nothing but a tank top, shorts and a pair of trainers – and now it seems her relationships could be the final straw [...]

Is it time for the Shore to throw in the crusty white towel?

As Geordie Shore draws to a close and the Sambuca is stickily finished off, the fake tan is bottled up with stained palms and the ‘why aye’s and ‘hawae’s are put to bed, our newly free Tuesday nights now seem unnaturally empty. This concept, a follow-on from the successful US original Jersey Shore has come [...]

Miley Cyrus creates new buzz by seeking inspiration from council estate hedge

I can see you. Yes, you. Hid behind your sofa, crouched in an undignified squat, shivering like a Chihuahua on top of a shed. But it’s alright, I promise, come away. That’s it, come on over here, have a sit down, Miley Cyrus’s new hair isn’t that bad… well, actually, maybe you should just go [...]

Bikes are better than sex, you say?

I wonder how many men would’ve seriously watched Titanic had Kate Winslet not been sprawled, breasts flopping everywhere, wearing only that necklace, or how well-known Megan Fox would be now had she not been all arse and kumquats in the first Transformers film. Chances are their franchises wouldn’t have been half as profitable, were it [...]

Spice Up Your Life

  Even at the Olympics closing ceremony I could not contain my excitement for the reuniting performance of the Spice Girls and wow was it worth the wait.   Arriving in lit up black cabs to perform their hit singles ‘Wannabe’ and ‘Spice Up Your Life’, the Spice Girls then proceeded to parade around the [...]

Blending a couple’s two names together is not cool, it’s stupid

Right, let’s have a really cool quick-fire round of pointless questions about pointless people. Ready? Okay, who is more useless than Chantelle Houghton? A: Alex Reid. Who is more arrogant than Alex Reid? A: Kanye West. Who is more annoying than Kanye West? A: Kim Kardashian. Kudos if you got them all right, a slap [...]

The cast of TOWIE have about as much use as a rubber cutlery set…

…but they’re colourful and pretty and they bend nice.   If someone were to have told you that there’d have been a television show that followed a brain-dead cast from Essex with a collective 1Q of 4, where the topics of conversation stretched to which was closer to Brentwood: Stockport or the moon, that this [...]