Posts Tagged ‘TOWIE’

The cast of TOWIE have about as much use as a rubber cutlery set…

…but they’re colourful and pretty and they bend nice.   If someone were to have told you that there’d have been a television show that followed a brain-dead cast from Essex with a collective 1Q of 4, where the topics of conversation stretched to which was closer to Brentwood: Stockport or the moon, that this [...]

The Only Way Isn’t Essex – Or Your Ex

I never thought I’d say this, but I really feel for Lauren Goodger. Having watched the first two seasons of TOWIE, I wasn’t a fan. I know it’s all in the editing, but she really struck me as an insecure selfish bitch. I thought she just needed to get over her ex and stop saying [...]

Amy Childs ‘Tortured’ by Fame

Amy Childs’ depressing tales of the trials and tribulations of fame: Chapter One   Fame wouldn’t be fame if it wasn’t curdled by those in the spotlight complaining about all of those ‘little people’ ruining their expectations of fame and being, well, just plain mean. How cruel of us not to bask in another being, [...]

Desperate Scousewives Axed!

Liverpool based reality show Desperate Scousewives, was expected to give The Only Way Is Essex, Made in Chelsea and Geordie Shore a run for ratings, until it has now been rumoured the Channel 4 based program will not be returning for a second series.   The Scousewives cast have received a mixed reaction from viewers [...]

Strange Fiction?

Unless you’ve somehow managed to avoid the majority of gossip magazines recently, you may be aware of the new trend of “celebrity” that’s emerged. Rather than say being recognised for some form of talent in regard to maybe acting, singing or dance ability these new found contenders seem to have become known more for their [...]

The Jungle Just Got Hotter!

The female population FINALLY got to witness what I can only describe as the perfect male form last night in ITV’s I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.   For the past week, the male viewing audience have been indulged in many camera shots of Emily Scott and Jessica-Jane, parading around the jungle in [...]

TOWIE Star In Brutal Gang Attack

Sam Faiers was victim to a vicious attack by 10 girls last night, leaving her unconscious with facial and head injuries.   The Only way is Essex star was left unconscious and later rushed to Whipps Cross Hospital in East London for an emergency brain scan.   The attack occurred on Saturday night as Sam [...]

Instant Fame: Just Add TV

Hard work, determination and talent or just the ability to get yourself in front of a camera and on the television? I’m not sure exactly what it takes in order to make someone a star nowadays but sometimes it seems that talent doesn’t always have to be that involved.   Whether it’s Big Brother or [...]

Weight a Minute

The end of August saw the break-up of reality TV royalty, as TOWIE’s Mark Wright and Lauren Goodger parted ways after a 9 year rollercoaster romance. While Mark has hit out that the sex dried up and he had a problem with her figure; classy bloke, Lauren has opened up saying how hard it was [...]

TOWIE’S Chloe Sims’ Secret Agony

She may seem to be living the lifestyle of the rich and famous, spending her mornings getting her hair and nails done and meeting the girls for cocktails in the evenings, but behind the glitz and glamour of the reality star, hides a secret torment.   The Only Way Is Essex’s Chloe Sims has struggled [...]